Monday, May 19

Two weeks on "the beach"

I’ve spent two weeks on South Beach Diet, with only minor setbacks, and many lessons learned. I thought I could pass said “lessons learned” onto you, in case you are considering ever going on this god-awful-but-still-worth-it diet.

  1. Eggs and breakfast meats might make you gag on a starved Day 4 at 7 am.
  2. Do not boycott breakfast. I did this for at least 5 of my 14 days in Phase 1. What a phenomenally bad idea.
  3. Carbs own you. They call your name. They tantalize you. You know you want them.
  4. Trying to abandon said carbs is kind of like trying to jump out of a speeding car. You may have to, but it won’t feel good.
  5. Water makes you lose a lot of weight. If only I loved it more. I like to shower in it; which makes me wish that water went through your skin too. Then I would totally reach my daily quota.
  6. Crystal Light is cheese to my water’s macaroni. So good. So many flavors. So little time.
  7. I do not love meats and cheeses like other people do. Oh, how I envy them. I think they’re fine on this diet.
  8. When you cut carbs out of my diet, you cut out 95% of my diet...
  9. Anything I can get at Starbucks on Phase 1, I can make at home (better). But I do love to hold that cup with the ugly brown mermaid, and pretend I’m not dieting.
  10. Eat out less. It saves crazy money. For things like books and clothes and gifts. And good causes. I bit back.
  11. Losing 11 pounds right away feels good. Fantastic.
  12. It’s still not as great as a wonderful piece of cake.
  13. That kind of attitude is what drives perfectly sane, food loving, happy people like myself to “the Beach.”
  14. Whenever you think you might kill someone who is eating bread in front of you, just say "I'm almost to Phase 2." Now I might survive…and not kill someone. Win-win.

    Trust me, it’s no Sunday drive. I wouldn’t wish some of my “hungry, self-pitying moods” on my best friends (though those are the people that actually endured it). But it is healthy. Ten times healthier than I was. Still, I miss white rice, and processed foods. They're fantastic!

6 comments:

Kiki said...

Congratulations! You are a good girl...and now a thinner, cuter, good girl:) Phase 2, here you....are? love ya, and I'm proud of you

alexita said...

congrats!!
i, for one, find it almost impossible to go so long without carbs. :x
You're doing great! Yay!

Merari said...

I'm proud of you!

you've been doing a phenomenal job. Keep going! you can do it!

Mark said...

Bread's overrated. Soon, you won't miss it. Steak and shrimp...good!

Brigitte said...

I'm very proud of you! Keep up the great work! Just a tip I learned in nutrition class... CCK is a hormone released by the brain to tell you you're not hungry anymore. To release CCK, you can eat a handful of almonds (which is a good source of protein) and you will feel full for hours! It's a great idea for a snack! Anyway, I hope that helps.

always_anonymous said...

wow great tips now that i start on thursday ( i think my grams bday party is tomorrow and thus carbs are a must :P ) like i said expect 1 am text msges and phone calls when i am trying to talk myself out of that miami subs gyro....:'(