Things that make me smile today

You would think that rainbows, butterflies and infants would do the trick. You would be mistaken. Today I find that the top 5 things that make me smile are a little odd. Here goes:

5. I had every intention of gardening today. Yeah, that's right. Gardening. Gerbera daisies, chives, parsley, pansies. You name it. And then the bottom fell out of the sky. And has continued to do so. That kind of puts a damper on gardening. Literally.

4. I read, verbatim, what I would write about silly Bluetooth earpieces. I almost peed in my pants. Maybe I should carry TP around, you know, just in case. And maybe I should leave the earpiece in my ear, you know, in case someone calls. NOT. <<<-- Read the funny little post.

3. We're wrapping up our small group study, Chase the Lion. After a little scavenger hunt, we're going to start up the next thing at Panera: What do you do with your wait? I'm pretty excited.

2. In Scrabble today, I played the word 'CHAW' which I was almost certain was not a word. Turns out, it is. As in "pCHAW- I would never neglect split ends" or "Dude, let's CHAW down. I'm starved!" or "I CHAW you sneaking away. Don't think you can fool me." or "What's up, CHAW?" Haha. Just kidding. It's actually looseleaf chewing tobacco. Gross.

1. George W tapdanced while waiting to chow down with John McCain. Oh George, you always know how to entertain us.