78-year-old checks email regularly

I thought that sounded like an incredible headline. Yeah... so did my grandmother. Can I just say that she did the most hilarious thing. As you may or may not know, my grandmother has some serious dementia, and has the memory span of a goldfish at times. At church this Sunday, when the pastor asked, "How many of you checked your email this week?" my grams raised her hand!!! I pulled her hand down for her, and whispered, "Do you know what email is?" and she said, "what 'what' is?" CASE and POINT, people! And the pastor had the audacity to ask the congregation "How many of you read the email from Riverside?" You can only imagine who raised her innocent little senile hand. She just doesn't want to miss out on anything, especially if it is dessert or church (in that order). Gotta love her... One more crazy thing- some grimy thief stole our church's letters. I wonder what kind of person it takes to do this. In the scheme of things, worse things could happen. I don't think anyone says, "That church doesn't have bronze letters anymore; let's not go there." or perhaps, "Where, Oh where could that brown spaceship-front church go? I know it was next to Miami-Dade College... but all that's there now is an unmarked building." Notice: Riverside is still there, even though some bored stop-sign thief has moved on to bigger and better signs (Yes, all you traffic sign thiefs should feel guilty right... NOW).