I am just so proud...It comes as no surprise then, that I also attended FAU for a year, home to many outstanding graduates. No one in particular comes to mind, except for Carrot Top, of course.
One could say that my schools have not been so academically impressive, but to them I say: "Hey! Ugly poo face! I have a degree! It came in the mail yesterday."
Unfortunately, they couldn't even get it to me in tact. It was bent and soaked, and they don't want to fork over the cash to send me another. But, hey! I have a bent and soaked degree, and the Hot dog spokeswoman has one too!
3 comments:
Hey, at least you have a diploma!
Put your blow-dryer on the low setting and have at it. In a minute you will have a dry, if maybe, toasty diploma. :-)
Congrats on the diploma...by the way the girl kind of looks like amanda.
You should really consider finding a bent and soaked frame for your diploma and put it up on your wall. Congratulations!
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