Apocalyptic, much?

Not that long ago, while in California, I pulled over on the Pacific Coast highway to take some pictures. I spotted this church's sign out of the corner of my eye. Who could miss that?





"Storm the Gates of Hell."



I held onto it in order to show my friend Mark how his Presbyterian brothers are "reaching out" in flaky California...




Just out of curiosity (and to beat Mark to the punch) I googled the church to see what would come up about them. I almost couldn't believe the first hit that came up:





Maybe they should slow their roll on all these signs...