To all my friends, intimidated at the prospect of the oh-so-important Valentine's Day Dinner, I thought I would offer my best tips. Perhaps I will learn some new tricks with my dates this year.
1. Woolly mammoths had a flap of hairy skin over their anus to keep out the cold. That is so, very, very endearing.
2. Rambo killed 83 bad guys (with his shirt ON) in his latest movie. The highest of all Rambo kill counts.
3. When you drop an egg on the floor, it is best to pour sugar all over it (OR a light layer of salt for 20 mins) before trying to pick it up. Fact.
4. Ingrown toenails are hereditary. So you may want to rethink your decision to marry, and later mate, even IF the date is going well! Do you want your offspring to have ingrown toenails? I think not...
5. Debra Winger (a woman) was the voice of E.T... Smoker? Of drugs?
6. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. No comment.
7. On today's date (Feb.13) in 1981, a series of sewer explosions destroyed more than two miles of streets in Louisville, Kentucky. Take heart, Rey. I'm sure the streets around seminary are practically paved in gold. Right?
8. Just 3 minutes and 22 seconds into the latest Rambo movie, the first person gets killed.
If that doesn't spark romantic conversation, I don't know what does.
3 comments:
Phew! No ingrown toenails for me or for Alex. Guess our offspring lucked out!
lmao!!! i love you!!! we will most probably talk about rambo fosho!!! =)
awesome conversation topics during vday dinner...although i prefer last nights convo i had at the singles vday party...how mormons are christians and how jesus had no chance of having his plan fail thus was never REALLY tempted...lol
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