You can't take us anywhere

You know those reject fries that are in the bottom of the bag, about 3 mm long, and burnt? Merari likes those...Nay, she loves those. On a whim, Lauren and I met up with Merari for a quick, cheap dinner at McDonald's and I had a happy meal. It came with some pretty awesome bracelets. And by awesome, I mean insanely small. So small I couldn't feel my fingertips after 5 minutes of wearing the awesome bracelets.
So, back to the reject fries... I dumped them in my happy meal bag with the trash. Merari shrieked, practically went dumpster diving and screamed 'Food is a gift from God!' The guy behind us started laughing hysterically (which happens often when we hang out in public) and Lauren started looking for somewhere to hide. And then Merari, being the feisty person that I love so much, turned around to the guy (who was still laughing) and said: 'Food is a gift from God, right?' He agreed, of course. You don't say no to Merari.

I guess as an extension to this little story, I feel like telling everyone that Merari is awesome. She may come off sarcastic and bitter (which she is), but like Sears, I would encourage you to 'Come see the softer side.' She's hilarious and fun and makes my heart happy. That's right, I said it. It's out there.
I heart my RAWR!