Google is a Verb

My parents and I had a little road trip yesterday (to move lots of furniture), and Dad and I were talking about technology on the drive. We talked about someone we know who’s very ‘online.’ I said that "He was using Google way before it was a verb." He said, “Yeah, that’s right. Man, I wish I could come up with something that was so big, it became a verb. How about, ‘Imagine?” I reminded him that as far as ‘verbs’ go, that one was already taken.

A little later, we stopped to get breakfast, and as we left, Mom caught up to us and said, “Sorry I’m late; I was waiting for someone to wash my hands.” Dad and I gave her a puzzled look, and she gleefully delivered her punchline- “The sign says that employees MUST wash hands.”

I wish all of you could be a fly on the wall when we are together for extended periods of time…