Thursday, September 18

Pimp My Toaster Oven

Hi. My name is Anne Marie and my toaster oven is P.I.M.P.
Technically, it's not mine. It belongs to one of my roommates. It's stylin'. Really, it's got all the right looks. And it's got tints too boot. Now, you may think that the tints are what put the coolness factor over the edge.
You would be wrong. The tints make me want to throw the toaster oven (I call it 'T.O.') out the window! I burn things in there. Until I moved to North Carolina, I was able to toast to perfection. But here, I have burned poptarts, overtoasted bagels and charred toast. The tints are all about appearance. Don't get me wrong; kitchen appliances with shades are cool.
But tints are not functional. Not when you use the glass door to look through and check on your food. So, because this toaster oven is not good for anything except looks, I would like to figure out how to make it look even cooler.
Lower it?
Install some bass?
Put on some rims?
Give it bling?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Spiners! ;)

Brigitte said...

oh boy.

what a bummer!

Just think, once you get the hang of this one, it will be time to get use to the old one again.

Kiki said...

If you could pierce that top knob, that would do it for me:)

Lauren said...

I honestly think BLING BLING is the answer to your problems.

Lucy said...

Sorry...I forgot to warn you. Keep the toast setting on *Light*.
-- your roommate :)

mandy said...

Coming for the Lost in Translation post. But TOTALLY got sidetracked by this! hehehe